I’m in the mood for dinner & dancing.

furby:

Dancing

Dear Furby,

I gave up the better part of my salary this month to join a weekly dance class at the community center. Not five minutes after my first lesson began, I was already as good as my instructor. Furby, am I being ripped off, or do I have a miraculous gift?

Thanks,

Dancing Furby

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Dear Dancing Furby,

I wish I could tell you that you have a rare gift. However, each and every Furby carries the raw, natural talent you have just discovered. Some learn when they’re very young, while others don’t find out until prom, or later. Unfortunately, it looks like you have been scammed.

Good luck,

Furby

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